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Work Truck SuperDuty

I often look at my truck, and say that’s a really poverty spec truck with the hard steering wheel, the lack of chrome grill, and a lot of frills that are common on F-150s and many passenger cars. You can get a much fancier SuperDuty but I didn’t want to spend the money. I wanted a function truck that has a lot of capacity for a good price. I don’t care that much about fancy trim, but my truck has all the basic things I want – air conditioning, off-road capacity, lots of power and ability to run accessories. Still I does look so basic, so poverty spec despite all of it’s capacity.

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I walk out into the driveway with a cup of coffee, and there it sits: Old Smokey, the SuperDuty.

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It is a massive, towering presence of a truck, an absolute powerhouse capable of moving or at least climbing mountains. And right at eye level, staring back at me, is that grille. There is no sugarcoating it—it is downright ugly. A vast expanse of dull, molded gray plastic, it looks completely devoid of charm, carrying an unmistakable “poverty-spec” fleet vibe. In an era where modern trucks are styled to look like aggressive, high-tech luxury spaceships, the face of my truck feels like a stubborn, unpolished relic.

Standing in the driveway, it forces a strange, recurring conversation with myself. A brand-new heavy-duty truck costs a very real, significant amount of hard-earned money. When you write a check that big, a small, irrational part of your brain expects a vehicle that looks as premium as the price tag feels. Instead, I am greeted by a face that looks like a basic utility truck. I could have paid more for a flashier trim, or I could spend money right now to swap it out for something aftermarket. But deep down, I know that would be a concession to a game I chose not to play. The fancier factory grilles aren’t even real chrome; they are just thin aluminum or shiny film glued over the exact same cheap plastic. Dressing it up feels like putting a tuxedo on a sledgehammer.

The truth is, the ugliness of that front end is actually the badge of honor for the choice I made. I deliberately chose the base model because I wanted a tool, not a fragile luxury capsule. I didn’t want the financial anxiety of a rock chip shattering a thousand-dollar integrated LED headlight unit when a six-dollar halogen bulb works just fine and takes five minutes to swap in my own driveway. I wanted the mechanical soul of the truck—the rugged skid plates, the heavy-duty clearance, and the big 33-inch off-road tires that give me the same unstoppable confidence old Big Red. I stripped away the marketing fluff and bought the pure capability underneath.

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And that is why, despite the initial sting of looking at that homely face every morning, I deeply love this truck. Its beauty isn’t skin-deep; its beauty is its strength. There is a profound, quiet satisfaction in owning something built entirely for its bones rather than its shell. It doesn’t ask to be pampered, it doesn’t try to impress the neighbors, and it doesn’t care about vanity. It is an honest machine meant for honest work. The molded gray plastic might set me off for a fleeting second over my morning coffee, but the moment I turn the key and feel the absolute authority of a true one-ton workhorse, the aesthetics fade away. It’s a small tax to pay for total utility, and I wouldn’t trade its rugged heart for all the fake chrome in the world.

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Freedom 250 🇺🇸

Yesterday I got an envelope in the mail postmarked Freedom 250. I looked at it briefly before tossing it in the paper trash, soon enough to be yellow flames. This is the branding of the President Trump – lead celebration of America – competing with the originally Congressionally mandated America 250, which was supposed to be more of a non-partisan, inclusive celebration of America on it’s 250th birthday.

Years ago, I remember pondering America’s 250th birthday, how it would be a big special celebration. How it would be a wonderful time, something to celebrate for all Americans. But as reality hits in one week, it just seems like yet another partisan event to boost the politicians and the president’s ego. Certainly the ultra-partisan celebration that Freedom 250 represents isn’t my idea of freedom or how we should be celebrating America’s 250th birthday. I do think we should look more into our revolutionary roots, old ways of doing things, but I don’t like the boosterism of coal power and suburban sprawl and president’s ego in the celebration of our nation’s’ birthday.

I’ve always been interested in the concept of freedom. What is it – and what does it really mean? Probably more then owning a lot of land, guns, some livestock, that off-grid cabin with the burn barrel out back. I looked at that word, honestly I stared at it for a bit for a while before tossing it in the bin, soon enough to be blacked up and turned into bright yellow flames. I know the feeling of being free, in wilderness, in some deep rural area where people still burn and have goats and cows out back and heat with wood.

Honestly, I don’t know, but I do plan to spend my Independence Weekend 2026 in the wilderness, smoking dope, lighting off fireworks, and burning shit, having a good ol’ time, riding my mountain bike, floating in the tube, paddling in the kayak, exploring the wilderness. Maybe not a formal celebration, but maybe a fitting way to celebrate America’s 250th when we are in a world of plastic everything.